You have 6 seconds

3 min readSep 22, 2020

This sentence is where 6 seconds of your life has been wasted.

Do you wish to proceed?


Somehow the last few years we have all become happy baby birds waiting for bite sized chunks of information to be fed into our beaks because we are too weak and feeble to look for our own information. Our insatiable need for ever better user experience has forced us down a path of absolute laziness.

I truly miss the days when I had to go through a drawer of cards to find a book I wanted (computers were still clunky expensive…


If you are enjoy a laugh at the expense of our corporate overlords, I hope my sense of humour is the cause