In no order of importance
- All discussions should be civil and respectful to my friends and myself.
a. I do take into account if English is your primary language - Ask questions, only after checking with Google.
a. I am not Google (as much as I want to be) - Seeking help with networking
a. My networks are not as broad and if I portray the illusion of knowing many people, I guess my time spent understanding marketing has paid off - Tardiness
a. Grace period of 7 minutes, not a minute more
b. If you know you’re running late message - Silent treatment
a. For whatever reason you do not with to answer my messages that is ok, but I doubt friends don’t talk things through
b. Do not ask me for any help after - Only look for me whenever you need something
a. If you can’t make an effort to minimally have a 5 minute coffee every now and then, I don’t have time to listen to whatever problem you would like me to solve, let alone solve it.
I think all things in life people do make mistakes or adopt a different style. For simplicity I tend to use a counter of 3. Any breach of the following should allow me to terminate the friendship contract.
If the above offends you, let’s save each other the trouble, life is short, there’s still ~7 billion people to meet
If the above is awesome and you wish to plagiarise, by all means, modify and just credit me :)
